Dungeons and Dragons

I got my twelve sided die and im ready to roll
with a wizard and my goblin crew,
my friends are comin over to my mom's basement,
bringin funyuns and the mountain dew,

I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard
and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin,
its that time of the night we turn on the black light
let the dungeons and the dragons begin,

it's d&d!
fighting with the legends of yore.
it's d&d!
never kissed a lady before (nope).

now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things,
we use these as a reference tool,
and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes,
we're the coolest kids in the school...

no, we're not!
I know

now Tiche's a real bastard
but a fair dungeon master,
he's got hit points and charisma to lend,
I rehearse in my room or what i call the dragons tomb,
when i'm not i'm with my girlfriend,

its d&d...wait...
you've got a girlfriend?
yeah. yeah...no.

its d&d!
warriors that terrify.
its d&d!
virgins til the day we...
1,2,3,4! - die!