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I got my twelve sided die and im ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew, my friends are comin over to my mom's basement, bringin funyuns and the mountain dew, I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin, its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin, it's d&d! fighting with the legends of yore. it's d&d! never kissed a lady before (nope). now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool, and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, we're the coolest kids in the school... no, we're not! I know now Tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master, he's got hit points and charisma to lend, I rehearse in my room or what i call the dragons tomb, when i'm not i'm with my girlfriend, its d&d...wait... you've got a girlfriend? yeah. yeah...no. its d&d! warriors that terrify. its d&d! virgins til the day we... 1,2,3,4! - die! |
