Adopt a Dragon

Dragons are just lonely, they're really not that bad.
But people are afraid of them, that really makes them sad.
They'll only burn and pillage if they've had a rotten day.
So try not to irritate, be careful what you say.

If you step on a Dragon's toe, or interrupt his story,
If he breathes in and shuts his eyes, prepare for Purgatory
A Dragon really needs a friend, and if you take his fancy;
Agree with him…return his calls, 'cos arguments are chancy.

So now..Adopt a Dragon, you'll really make his day.
Display him proudly on your screen,and surf the hours away.
He'll gladly point to icons, and breathe fire just for fun,
As long as you remember, ALWAYS duck when you log on!