Eeyore’s Tailiversary

Piglet:
It isn’t pink and curly,

Rabbit:
Or sensible and white,

Tigger:
It isn’t big and bouncy,

Pooh:
But it’s just exactly right!

All:
Have a happy, happy, happy tailiversery!
Happy tail, forever may it wag!
Have a happy, happy, happy tailiversery!
Keep it swinging, never let it sag!

Rabbit:
Hail! Oh Hail! Onto your splendid tail!

Kessie:
Decorated with a bow!

Tigger:
And fastened with a nail!

Owl:

It has a certain elegance no other tail can match!

Pooh:
And when it does fall off it’s not that hard to reattach!

All:
With a happy, happy, happy tailiversary!
And we wish you many, many more!
With a happy, happy, happy tailiversary!

Pooh:
Even if you don’t exactly know what it is for!

All:
With a happy, happy, happy tailiversary!
Happy, happy,
Keep it shiny and on your hiney
And now it’s finally the end of our song!

Have a happy, happy, happy tailiversary!
Happy tail! Forever may it wag!

Have a happy, happy, happy tailiverasry!
Keep it swinging! Never let it sag!
With a happy, happy, happy tailiversary!
And we wish you many, many more!