Christopher Robin

Christopher Robin is going.
At least I think he is.
Where?
Nobody knows.
But- he is going-
I mean he goes
(To rhyme with "knows")
Do we care?
(To rhyme with "where")
We do
Very much.
(I haven't got a rhyme for that
"Is" in the second line yet.
Bother.)
(Now I havent got a rhyme for
Bother. Bother.)

Those two bothers will have
To rhyme with each other Buther.
The fact is
This is more difficult
Than I thought,
I ought-
(Very good indeed)
I ought
To begin again,
But it is easier
To stop.
Christopher Robin, good-bye,
I
(Good)
I
And all your friends
Sends-
I mean all your friend
Send-
(Very awkward this, it keeps
Going wrong)
Well, anyhow, we send
Our Love
END.