Old Mansion Tree

Spoken:
The next song's a twist on a tune from the past,
A real old and moldy. Let's serve it up fast.

Old mansion tree, old mansion tree, your leaves are sharp and prickly.
Old mansion tree, old mansion tree, you bring a gloom that's sickly.
Your branches droop with moldy care; your smell of mildew fills the air.
Old mansion tree, old mansion tree, you clear the room so quickly.

Old mansion tree, old mansion tree, oh how we decorate you!.
Old mansion tree, old mansion tree, with ornaments we weight you.
Your limbs are limp with bats and bows; your tinsel tarnished years ago.
Old mansion tree, old mansion tree, a fireplace awaits you.