The Thirteen Days Of Christmas

Spoken:
But when Christmas comes around how I love a surprise.
This next lovely scarol brings tears to my eyes.

On the first day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me
A spider in a hangman's tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me :
Two candied brains and a spider in a hangman's tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me :
Three bat bows, two candied brains, and a spider in a hangman's tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me :
four biting wreaths, three bat bows, two candied brains,
and a spider in a hangman's tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me :
Five twisted toys, four biting wreaths, three bat bows, two candied brains, and a spider in a hangman's tree.

Spoken Voice 1:
Wait!! Wait just a minute. How many days are there?

Spoken Voice 2:
Thirteen! Don't you know?

Voice 1:
Ah!! Thirteen?? Hah! Let's just jump to the end!

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me :
Thirteen ghosts a grinning, twelve creepy cookies,
eleven dolls a dangling, ten fright' ning fruitcakes,
nine shocking stockings, eight frothing reindeer,
seven ghouls a goring, six corpses caroling,
five twisted toys, four biting wreaths, three bat bows,
two candied brains, and a spider in a hangman's tree.