A sorcerer has cursed me.
And I don't know what to do.
Once I had two bright blue eyes
And now I've 32!

My head is pointed sharply.
I grew a three - foot nose.
My ears are like two melons.
And now I've twenty toes.

My mouth is full of long sharp fangs.
Compared to skunks I stink.
My arms drag on the pavement.
And my hair is glowing pink!

A sorcerer has cursed me.
I must thank him right away.
For now I'm much more handsome
Than I was just yesterday.
Harry Worniak