Up On The Housetop

Spoken:
See that coffin-like sleigh! See that sack full of toys!
Let's sing our for Sandy Claws good ghouls and boys.

Jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing
Jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing
Up on the housetop bone deer pause.
Look, it's Jack as Sandy Claws!
Down through the chimney with lots of toys,
All for the buried ones' Christmas joys!

Chorus:
No, no, no! You shouldn't go,
No, no, no! You shouldn't go
All through the mansion, there goes Jack,
Down through the graveyard with his sack!

Jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing
Jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing
First comes the stocking for the headless knight.
Oh, just look! What a horrible sight.
Jack left a dolly with a zombie head.
Well, at least it's good and dead!

(Chorus)

Jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing
Jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing, jing
Next, there's a stocking for a grinning ghost.
My oh my, what a kindly host!
Jack left a train with squid-like tracks,
And a crazy puppet with a great big ax.

(Chorus 2xs)